Cunt Empire

I will be honest with you guys. I mean, I always am, but this time, I am going to share something personal with you. Back in the day, I used to have quite an addiction, as I spent a good amount of time on Facebook games. Why am I sharing this with you? Well, when it comes to Cunt Empire, it really struck my weakness, as this porn game is similar to the ones I played in the past.

As you might suggest from the name, the game is all about building your Cunt Empire. I am sure that there are plenty of games like Cunt Empire out there, but this one is quite good. It has everything you would want from a game where you can beat your meat and kill some time.

Cunt Empire is more than it first seems

When I first started playing the game, I did not think much about it. I was like, “Oh look, another shitty game with waiting for a cash grab.” However, after playing through the first episode, I understood that there is a lot more to it. The game actually has some kind of mechanics, as it is a mix of a clicker game and those games where you slowly upgrade your empire.

One thing I am not a fan of is that every episode, your shit will reset, and until you get the hang of the game, you will be interrupted by so many pop-ups. I appreciate that the game is trying to tell me what to do, but fucking hell, I want to figure it out on my own.

Something that really caught me off guard is that that currency really loses its value right at episode two. You start your Cunt Empire by spending like ten bucks on a webcam study (which is very unrealistic to begin with), and after playing for just a few minutes, you are making millions. If only it were that easy. But wait, that is not all! After playing a bit more, you are not making millions… you are making… 1.54Q, 71,78H. What he fuck kind of numbers are that?

The “power scaling” really gets out of control. Still, Cunt Empire is quite fun to play, as you can upgrade various babes who work in your studios. Every girl has some kind of special ability. You can use different combos to progress faster. While there is no way to lose, you are rewarded if you go through episodes within a certain time limit. I am sure that later on, once you get to later stages, you will be incentivized to spend money on this game, but if you want to beat meat to 3D babes that work in your studios while wasting time, Cunt Empire is for you.