Wall of Fame

Sometimes, you find websites that don’t quite hit that sweet sweet spot. But they still tickle your pickle in a different way. You know what I mean? Picture this, an adult website featuring only the hottest blonde babes with perfect dick-sucking lips and massive knockers… but the site only has like three videos. They are going in the right direction, but is the website really worthy of the front BLOP page? I don’t fucking think so. That’s why I created the Wall of Fame. A list of all the promising websites that need a little nudge in the right direction. Some of them might need a fucking shove. But as long as they get where I need them to be, I don’t give a fuck about their journey.

So, if you see your website listed in my glorious Wall of Fame, you know what you need to do. It is time to up your game and actually start thinking about your future. Do you think excellence just falls right out of the sky? Nah, mate, it took lots of friction, sweat, and wood polishing for me to create the perfect porn list. Obviously, it’ll take some time for these porn owners to achieve my level of amazingness. That said, they are showing promise.

As for all my bitches, bros, and non-binary hoes (we don’t discriminate here) who seek perfection, my homepage is where all the magic happens. But I’d still like to give all the sites within this Wall of Fame a chance. Do I think these sites are worth visiting? Yes and no. They did make me paint the town milky-white, but at the same time, I’ve seen better. I’m not impressed, my dick is not drooling, they can do better. Don’t worry, I got my eye on this Wall of Fame. If they give me the well-deserved champagne of victory, I’ll be sure to let y’all know.