The Porn Blender

If you have been checking out porn review sites for quite some time, you might already know The Porn Blender. Honestly, while they do have reviews of some sites that I still didn’t even get to, what the fuck is up with that name? The first thing that makes me think is about some guy sticking his dick into a blender, and I am sure I am not alone. Right?

I got to say, The Porn Blender really has a lot of reviews, and some of them are for such niche sites. Even for someone as experienced as myself, who knows hundreds of adult sites, there are some hidden gems.

The Porn Blender is worth checking out for niche reviews

As soon as you open up a review on The Porn Blender, you will realize that our reviews are completely different. While my reviews are completely honest and full of emotion, theirs are just pure statistics. Of course, some might prefer that shit, but to me, all that matters is if a website has good porn or not. Another thing that matters is if it is worth my time and money.

Like, let’s be honest, would you prefer if I would tell you some static shit or honest opinions? Imagine if I say that there are 1000 videos on a site and that you get them all for 10$. Great stuff, right? Well, what they don’t tell you is that the 1000 videos are fucking boring and bad quality.

Of course, not all reviews on The Porn Blender are like that. But most of them are very short and not as informative, and they might not speak that deeply to you. I know calling porn reviews deep is kind of like putting myself on a high throne, but they are not for everyone. Maybe consider giving The Porn Blender a look if you are looking for reviews of sites I didn’t cover yet. Other than that, don’t worry. I got your back with better and more passionate reviews!